Singapore is small. So small that whenever we want a vacation to escape from the constant hustle of city life, we have to either make our way to Ubin or take out our passport. JB has been the long time favourite of Singaporeans due to its convenience, however, rumors about unfortunate incidents have made us wary of the place.
Here are 10 tips you can consider to make your next trip safer.
Being humble
At the top of this list is a plea for all Singaporeans who travel to JB to be humble. It doesn’t matter if you’re a cocky bastard or proud ass for your entire life. For the few hours or days you spend in JB, stay humble. Don’t brag about the exchange rate, don’t talk about how cheap the things are. Don’t flaunt your jewelry and don’t spend money like spraying water. That way, you attract far less attention to yourself.
Don’t get too friendly
Mama always tells us not to talk to strangers. You may think you’re a fully functioning adult now but once some guy pulls his penknife out, we assure you that you’ll become that helpless little kid again. Mama knows best.
Best speak a little Malay
When buying stuff or ordering food, throw in a few Malay phrases you’re confident with. People always connect better to people who speak their language.
Stay indoors at night
We’ve all heard of the daylight crimes in JB, so imagine how it’ll be like at night.
Don’t travel alone
Girls don’t have this problem, because they travel in packs everywhere. Guys, muscles are not tough enough to block knifes. Time to stop pretending to be manly and travel in groups.
Separate your cash
Don’t put all your cash in one place so whenever you buy something, you pull out this wallet that’s fatter than Moses Lim. We don’t want that. Keep your wallet looking slim like Jeanette Aw and you won’t give any potential robbers any ideas.
Don’t eat anything funny
If the food doesn’t look safe, don’t eat it. The locals there have a tough stomach that only comes with decades of toughening. You don’t.
Beware of mosquitoes
The roads of Malaysia are full of potholes and there are plenty of places with stagnant water around the place. Also, the government there aren’t as interested in killing mosquitoes as their Singaporean counterparts are. So bring some insect repellent where ever you go!
Beware of the roads
The drivers (especially motorcycles) there have an entirely different attitude to road safety. Like none.
Beware of police
It’s a sad thing to feel paranoid instead of assurance at the sight of the police. Avoid them or you might be asked to pay a “fine” for an offense that you’ve apparently committed. Even if you haven’t.
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