Chinese New Year is all about gathering, but let’s face it: other than the nosy relatives (which, to be honest, is perfectly fine since they’re just trying to start a conversation), we still have those darn kids to handle. When they were younger as babies, they would look so cute, but as they grow older, they become brats that we just hope we can choke them. Have you encountered any of these kids yet?
Or maybe I should rephrase the question: how many of these kids you’ve encountered so far?
The one who plays “catching” in the small flat
If you think kids nowadays don’t play catching, you’re wrong. Even if your flat is just a three-room flat, they’ll still find the space to “catch” their cousins, knocking down several vases along the way. And what’s the worst? Their parents won’t care, and if you care, you’ll be scolded by the parents. #duriangeneration
The one who keeps asking you stupid questions
One question is cute, two is okay, three is repetitive, four is a little annoying, five is the time to choke-slam him. They may think they’re cute, but here’s one advice for parents: They aren’t, especially when you’re trying to focus on your ban-luck.
The one who doesn’t know how to use the toilet
You’ll be surprised that at how pampered kids nowadays are: one kid, who might be already seven or eight years old, doesn’t know how to use the toilet. What happens when he needs to shit? Well, well, well…#waittillyouseeone
The one who criticize you without mercy
He’ll go up to you and ask why you’re so fat Or why your nose is so big. You know, sometimes, I really don’t understand how some parents define “cute”.
The one with overprotective parents
You know, the parents who come in and instruct that you keep the dogs out, because their kid is afraid of dogs? And the kid who comes to you and demand specific drinks? They belong to the Durian Generation, and they’re plentiful. If you defy their instructions…wait for their special weapon: crying.
The one who is so rude, he opens ang bao in front of everyone
If you just put $2, all the best: everyone is going to know, and you’ll be the centre of attention, because the kid might just cry.
The one who talks with screams
It’s like the volume of the kid has been set to maximum: every word must be a scream. The worst is that the parents don’t seem to mind. What’s wrong with parents nowadays?
The one who acts like a prince
He’ll come in, and not want to eat any food—because it’s not to his liking. He wants a specific type of food, and very often, you just want to give him dog food.
The one who has to ransack your house
He’ll go all over the house as if he’s an investigation officer and look for absolutely nothing. And if he switches on your computer and finds some movies that shouldn’t be there…well, good luck.
The one who keeps crying
Basically, this kid would exhibit all traits of #1 to #9, just that he’ll cry if demands are not met. The worst of the worst.
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